Monday: Dr. Mike appointment. He adjusts my back, hips, scapula. Digs into my right tibialis anterior (shin muscle), peroneus longus, bit of soleus. Tells me my pain is from tight two joint hip flexor and I should stretch it and it will fix the pain.
Tuesday: 6 mile treadmill run. Right leg unhappy; hip flexor tight, hamstring not firing at all. I come up with a theory that this is really a nerve problem instead of a hip flexor problem. Theory: since hamstring isnt working at all, it is restricting hip flexor movement, causing a kind of isometric contraction. This is what is making hip flexor tight and we have been focusing on the wrong issue. I am impressed with my genius.
Wednesday: I see Dr. Mike. Tell him my theory. He kindly tells me I'm a moron and it is reciprocal inhibition that is causing the problems. There is no way this is a nerve problem because if I had sciatica, I wouldn't be able to walk on my toes or heels, which I successfully demonstrated. Just to humor me, he digs the shit out of my right low back around the nerve with his chiropractor tool that looks something like this:
And leaves me looking something like this:
Ok, not quite. But that's what it feels like.
Thursday: The moment of truth: The Long Run.
I decided that I would get my 15-mile long run in on Thursday after work because I am headed to DC from Friday night to Monday and wouldn't be able to get it in then. Now that's dedication... or just plain fear knowing that if I skip this run, the next weekend long run will hurt like hell... or honesty, knowing I will likely be hungover all weekend in DC. Plus, I had to do it when I could borrow my roommate Mikey's iPod. My iPod, lovingly known to its friends as The Pod, is no longer with us (God rest his little soul). It may have been due to its constant falls from 3 foot heights or the water-logging from shower-time sing alongs; I don't know, I'm not a doctor. I choose however, to blame this death on Apple's workmanship. The Pod will be missed (and not readily replaced, looking at my lack of funds).
So, I mapped my run on mapmyrun.com at 4:50, was dressed and had my CamelBak filled by 5:10, and sat around avoiding the inevidable until 5:25. I got out the door at 5:30 and turned the iPod on. Here is a peek into my head during the run:
5:35 Wow, Mikey likes country music a LOT. Right knee not the happiest, maybe it will loosen up.
5:42 Bootilicious... really Mikey? But I can definitely run to this song!
6:02 Wait a minute... is that my hamstring starting to fire? Wait, let me try to do high knees... my hip flexor isn't that pissed! This is awesome! Remember to tell Dr. Mike that your theory was pure genius. Then again, it could have been the stretching he told you to do. Damn. No control in this experiment.
6:21 (Running by Trader Joe's on Beacon St) I wish I had a cart or something so I could buy a case of wine right now.
6:35 This song (We Belong) is by Pat Benetar? No way! I love this song! (Song then put on repeat 3 times in a row)
6:47 Ok, my hamstrings are really sore now. Perhaps a 15 miler wasn't the best first run for my unused right hamstring.
7:40 Really? This is the first time a hip-hop song comes on since Bootilicious. That was almost exactly 2 hours ago. I better put it on repeat.
7:55 How long til I'm done?
7: 59 I wish I were done. I feel like the tin man I'm so sore.
8:04 Can I please be done?
8:06 (Finally reached Baxter St) DONE.
So if I take out the 10 stop lights I waited for years at, that's about a 10 minute mile... not too bad in the crazy strong wind.
Today I am feeling good, glad the Celtics managed to pull through to beat Dallas last night (what a rough game!!), and am ready to have a lazy weekend. Ahhh yessss.
Here's the link to the map of my run if you're interested:
I don't know if you need a log-in to see it, so I will kindly give you mine:
Name: lvwolfe
Password (shh... don't tell): 02190219 (those are zeros PS)
